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11.06.2025 04:21

Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why would a person always be so tired?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?